latest Friendship sms

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Dekho mausam kitna suhana hai,

Thandi thandi fizao ka aana jaana hai,

kuch sms karlia karo nah

is balance se kya apni shadi ka card chapwana hai ?

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Experienced Fact:
Never Waste time 4 sum1 who doesnt even bother spending time 4 u

be wid sum1 who ll say...
"my time is wasted if m not wid u"

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Meri har yaad me Tum ho
Meri har soch me Tum ho
Meri har dua me Tum ho
Meri had aas me Tum ho
aur
ek tum ho pata nahi kaha "GHUM" ho

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We may get many friends where ever we go

bt some friends only be able to occupy a memorable place
in our heart
Just like u my frnd

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A Lovely Thought:
"Never Give Clarification to anybody coz
ur friends dnt need it and ur enemies never believe it

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Friends are like sketch pens they color ur lives

I may not be ur fav color bt u will need me someDAY
2 complete ur picture.

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Sweet candies are nice to eat,
sweet words are easy to say,
bt sweet people are hard to find....?

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oh GOD how u find me ?

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Life is a Railway Station
Where love is a Train,
It will come and go anytime,
bt
Frndship is Track
It will remain FOREVER.

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True Frndship is nt a word,
nt a liability,
It is a silent promise
"I WAS"
"IAM"
and "I WILL BE" with u forever and ever

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They luv u bt
they r nt ur luv

They care for u bt
they are nt frm ur family

They are ready to share ur pain bt
they are nt ur blood relation

They are FRIENDS...


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 Meaning of a frnd:
True frnds scoulds like a dad
cares like a mom
Irritates like a sis
Teases like a brother
finally loves u more than a lover..

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funny latest sms

DOG likes BONES


ELEPHANT likes BANANA

ANT likes SUGAR

COW likes GRASS

AND MONKEY

LIKES

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Tell me yaar what u like ;-)

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Ystdrday morng when i went out of my house
5cops surrounded me.
I got afraid
askd police abt it
police:Its govt Order
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To "SAVE OUR TIGERS" :-P

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In a interview
Manager:wt is ur qualification
Sardar : im PH.D
Manager:wt do u mean by PH.D ?
Sardar : Passed High School with Difficulty


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Teacher: Ek din Aisa aayega jab prithvi par pani nahi rahega,
              Jiv janthu nasht ho jayenge,
              prithvi tabah ho jayegi


Santa: Sir to kya us din tuition ana hai...


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funny sms

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Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kya jaaney,
Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kya jaaney

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Ek Aadmi Ko Ye Sunkar Heart Attack Aaya.
Jab Uski Kaamwali Bai Ne Keh Diya
Sahab!
Facebook Pe Request Bheji Hai, Add Kar Lena.

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Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?
When u c mirror & u don’t laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance
&
When i look at u & i don’t laugh,
thats called self control

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SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :(

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Ultimate insult..
I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is “YELLOW”:P


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 Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO

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Breaking News
ATM Is Not In Working Condition
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Because
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Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN” ;)

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jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost,
sab kuch aata hai jaata hai,
par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate,
samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge


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I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are sooo beautiful” :P

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freindship sms

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It takes half our life to find true friends and half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you and wish to spend the rest keeping you.

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Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once
in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!


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When God opened the window of the heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? I said : Please take special care of the person reading this!

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A special friend is rare indeed, it seems to be a special breed, yes, perfect friends are very few, so lucky I am for having you.

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If you are a chocolate you are the sweetest, if you are a Teddy Bear you are the most huggable, If you are a Star you are the Brightest, and since you are my “FRIEND” you are the “BEST”!

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A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is you.

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A friend is sweet when its new but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.

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Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need you. Years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with you will never die.

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Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.

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USA
(‘_’ )

U.K
( ‘_’)

DUBAI
(‘_’ )

( ‘_’)
KUWAIT

JAPAN
(‘_’ )

( ‘_’)
INDIA

GERMANY
(‘_’ )

Puri Dunya DhonD Lo
MERE Jesa Dost Nhe Milega

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Friendship is like a glass, A scratch on any side will reflect on the other side too, so always handle feelings carefully, coz the scratch cant be removed.

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FREINDSHIP IS NOT HISTORY TO FORGET,
NO MATH'S TO CALCULATE,
NO LANGUAGE TO LEARN,!!
IT'S THE CHEMISTRY THAT REACTS
BETWEEN TWO HEART'S

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sms jokes

A donkey kicked sardar & ran away
sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it & said
'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
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sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml
now
it's 1.5 ltr.
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teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this
village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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American says: ' US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..'
Sardarji says: ' India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!'
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When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND?
Sardar: 2kms....
Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?
Sardar: DOWNWARDS.
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Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
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2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we
both copied.
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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

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Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar : Punjab ..
Boss : which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab .

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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.

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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.

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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India
Radio!

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