funny sms

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Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kya jaaney,
Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kya jaaney

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Ek Aadmi Ko Ye Sunkar Heart Attack Aaya.
Jab Uski Kaamwali Bai Ne Keh Diya
Sahab!
Facebook Pe Request Bheji Hai, Add Kar Lena.

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Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?
When u c mirror & u don’t laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance
&
When i look at u & i don’t laugh,
thats called self control

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SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :(

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Ultimate insult..
I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is “YELLOW”:P


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 Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO

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Breaking News
ATM Is Not In Working Condition
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Because
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Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN” ;)

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jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost,
sab kuch aata hai jaata hai,
par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate,
samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge


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I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are sooo beautiful” :P

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