funny latest sms

DOG likes BONES


ELEPHANT likes BANANA

ANT likes SUGAR

COW likes GRASS

AND MONKEY

LIKES

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Tell me yaar what u like ;-)

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Ystdrday morng when i went out of my house
5cops surrounded me.
I got afraid
askd police abt it
police:Its govt Order
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To "SAVE OUR TIGERS" :-P

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In a interview
Manager:wt is ur qualification
Sardar : im PH.D
Manager:wt do u mean by PH.D ?
Sardar : Passed High School with Difficulty


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Teacher: Ek din Aisa aayega jab prithvi par pani nahi rahega,
              Jiv janthu nasht ho jayenge,
              prithvi tabah ho jayegi


Santa: Sir to kya us din tuition ana hai...


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